Sunday, March 27, 2011

Hygiene guys Part One

Hygiene is a huge problem for males, particularly internet addicts. Sometimes I used to go for days without a shower. It's true and it was gross. A shower is so easy to have and it not only makes you smell better but also wakes you up. You should be having a shower ideally twice a day.

Here are a few tips you should take on to get the most out of your hygiene:

Use a tongue scraper
Tongue scrapers are a magical device that cleans your tongue. Did you know that most of your bad breathe actually comes from that yellow and white crap on your tongue ? It's true. Getting a tongue scraper did me wonders, I no longer have bad, smelly breath. The chicks dig it.

New underwear
A lot of people wear underwear for years without buying new ones. I realized I was wearing underwear from several years ago, just imagine how many times you've worn them. If they have holes they've got to go.

Under-arm deodorant
The roll on stuff works the best, I've found Nivea for men to be the ebst for me. I can go hours without smelling bad.

Cologne - it's expensive but worth it
Cologne is awesome, I spend bucketloads of cash on it every couple of months or so. People think cologne costs an arm and a leg and it's only for special occasions. Whatever. You can buy cologne fairly cheap and cologne should be worn whenever you go out. It should have a powerful, yet not overwhelming scent.

Cut your nails
Over time stuff gets under your nails, this is a breeding ground for bacteria. Cutting your nails will prevent this. Or if you don't want to cut your nails for some reason, just use a nail scraper.

Brush your teeth twice a day
I shouldn't have to tell you this, once in the morning and then once in the afternoon. Simple.

Theres a few things you can work on to improve your hygiene! part two will come tommorow

30 comments:

  1. Aww yea, can't wait for part 2.

    I feel much more hygienic right now! Haha

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  2. floss floss floss! amazing how many people dont floss at least at night before they go to bed.

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  3. I do all of these except the tongue scraper thing, I guess I should get one.

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  4. One word: Metrosexual Style.
    I'm kidding, good post.


    Nice blog BTW

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  5. guilty of still biting my nails lol not very hygienic

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  6. These are some good tips, man. Thanks.

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  7. i really need to get myself a tongue scraper.

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  8. Great tips. I have actually discovered all of these over the last couple of years. Roll-on deodorant was a revelation to me! It seems to work way better than the spray stuff, and it smells less!

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  9. This will definitely help me smell better! ;)

    Waiting for your next post!

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  10. tongue scrapers are crucial but so few people use them! followed for good advice

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  11. I tought this was common knowledge even for heavy internet users , i cant imagine siting in my chair for 3 days without a shower ... gross

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  12. I'm a very clean person - even my apartment is always clean. I don't know how people can be "dirty." :/

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  13. great tips, ill check out that tongue one

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  14. Protip, got foreskin? CLEAN THAT SHIT ERRRR'DAY

    +1 follow, blog looks interesting.

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  15. yeah, I've always been curious about tongue scrapers, maybe I'll invest in one. Can't stand people who go longer than two days without taking a shower- its noticeable and unattractive.

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  16. Nice guide, I'm about to run to the shower in a sec!

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  17. I'm actually gonna buy a tongue scraper now lol! Good blog!

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  18. Awesome tips. Thanks for sharing!

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  19. It's true. It's nice to see someone helping out their fellow man.

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  20. im gona try to follow this as close as i can, i can use the info lol

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  21. Nice to see someone making the world a better place one smelly dude at a time!

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  22. Well, I do/have all of these things except the tongue scraper... Isn't brushing your tongue with a toothbrush, and gargling mouthwash afterwards enough? Lol

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  23. Too many people i know in real life suck at hygiene.. i wish i can just tell them haha

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  24. grooming is essential for everyone, it does help when your house has running hot water though!

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  25. I don't like cologne, I just use deodorant and mostly smell natural. I've been told I smell good several times. I make sure I get a shower every day, but my skin dries out if I do it any more. I'll suck it up if I've been sweating though.

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